Abigail Spanberger – Nothing To See Here
Abigail Spanberger is a former CIA case officer who is running for Governor of Virginia. She loves to make references to her time at CIA and give the impression that she was a “high speed-low drag” operator on the cutting edge of counterterrorism operations and national security.
We thought then we would make some discreet inquiries amongst old colleagues and try to find out what Spanberger actually accomplished during her relatively brief tenure at CIA. They are presented here in sanitized form to make sure we are not divulging anything that may still be considered classified.
“She was a revolving door resume builder. Nothing of substance at all. The five-year hire plan.”
Retired Senior CIA Case Officer with direct knowledge of Spanberger and time at CIA.
The reference to the “five-year hire plan” is to an employment pattern at CIA. Young people join, complete training, stumble through at most one overseas tour, and then depar,t padding their resumes with references to time at CIA and claims they were out on the street doing dangerous work in the shadows when in truth they spent all their time in the office on their computers.
“She worked in Europe. (exact location redacted for operational security reasons by AND Magazine.) They called her the newspaper clipper girl. An idiot. Useless, pain in the ass, posing as a CIA officer.”
Retired Senior CIA Case Officer who had direct knowledge of Spanberger and her posting in Europe.
The reference to being the “newspaper clipper girl” is a derogatory comment intended to imply that Spanberger acquired essentially no classified intelligence and handled no sources of value. She attempted to pass off open-source information readily available in the local press as intel to give Headquarters and her superiors the impression that she was doing something of importance. To be clear, the term “newspaper clipper girl” was used by both her male and female colleagues.
Multiple other former CIA officers confirmed the same assessment. Spanberger joined CIA, did effectively nothing while there, and moved on. Notably, none of the people we spoke to had any idea what Spanberger means when she suggests that she worked on counterterrorism or nuclear proliferation cases.
None of that really should come as any surprise. Spanberger’s “resume” includes things like her time as a postal inspector, which she attempts to portray as some kind of high-risk undercover job, and her stint as a temporary substitute teacher at the Islamic Saudi Academy in Northern Virginia. The reality is she has never done anything of real substance in her whole life, and her only goal in taking one job is to move on to something else.
Spanberger talks about lowering the cost of living, but offers no specifics on how she’ll do it. She refuses to commit to protecting Virginia’s right-to-work law, won’t promise to repeal the deeply unpopular car tax, and won’t even defend the basic fairness of women’s sports.
She won’t rule out raising taxes on working families, and she’s silent when asked whether she’ll work with federal authorities to deport violent criminal illegal aliens.
Virginia voters should be asking: what does Abigail Spanberger actually believe?”


As a woman, I despise women of no substance who expect women (and men) to vote for them because they are a “woman”. Thank you for exposing this fraud. Readers, send this post to everyone you know.
Abigal, you could not hold a candle to the strong women who raised families and fed children and educated everyone within reach. You look down upon these women because they are not feminists who clipped newspapers. Get your head on straight, men and women of America! As my grandmother used to say, “Distinguish the big wood from the brush.”
Love how you have the inside scoop! Dems never present a candidate of any substance. It's all rote cliches and theater with them.